Guilty (Limerick)

                           

How tragic the defense used delusion

Tried to sway the jury by illusion

Evident are the facts

Of these murderous acts

And now GUILTY, the only conclusion





Posted for Three Word Wednesday
Prompt : Evident, Illusiion, Tragic.

Access Denied

(Limerick)

A woman was fit to be tied

Could not lose the weight, though she tried

Then she said "Better buy it...

This new "Alarm" diet..."

A fridge that said "Access Denied!"

Posted for Mad Kane's Humor Blog

Elaine's Limerick

There once was a girl called Elaine

Who found work a laborious pain

So she quit her day job

To become a couch slob

And write limericks, that rhyme with her name

( 50% fact 50% fiction)

Going Green

Going Green

Now there once was a man from Nantucket

Who threw-up, but kept missing the bucket

But he had a wife who

Like to re-cycle too

So she gave him a straw and said "suck it"

Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied

A man who was rather a scold

Found his shouting was getting quite old

So his friends hatched a plot

Tied his tongue in a knot

Now he trips on his words, I've been told



Posted for Limerick-off Monday

Sticky Feet!

Now there once was a woman whose feet

Had a twitch when she ate something sweet

Glued her feet to the floor

She ate chocolate galore

But shes stuck on the edge of her seat!



Thanks to Lots of Laughter for the "Edge" prompt.

Lucky Break

Lucky Break

(a limerick)

Now there once was a boy while in traction

From his learning was missing-in-action

He remarked "Why it's cool

to skip two fifths of school,

'cause I'll miss the whole unit on fractions!"

(*For lovers of wordplay : boy breaks his leg, but he's not a bit broken up about it, since he gets a long break from school and studying broken numbers...fractions! So I guess you could say he had a"Lucky Break." He's an egg-head anyway!*)

(*also approximately one third of this limerick is in italics*)



Posted for Theme Thursday